Monday, June 29, 2009

Billy Mays....you'll be missed

So, some friends and I decided to do shots after work in honor of Billy Mays (1959-2009). I was troubled, though, to think that there was no suitable shot to celebrate him. So, I came up with a new shot altogether using some existing elements. Here is the process...

-Serve one lemon-drop(garnished with some sugar on the glass) with an orange wedge.

-Squeeze the orange (representing the citrus power of orange glo) into the lemon drop (looks just like water with oxy-clean in it) and exclaim KABOOM!

-Drink shot

-Exclaim "AND THATS NOT ALL!"

-Eat remainder of orange.


Billy, in honor of you....I present.....The Billy Mays (original Matt Wilson shot creation). May you supplant the Tom Collins and the Rob Roy!

Friday, February 13, 2009

We take risk seriously...


After making a critical error in my master strategy, I offer fealty to the victorious Risk Lord.